Sreith's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Adventures of EdgeLord66 | Overwatch]

I hated it so much it made me want to punch something.
...quality edgelord cringe.

nicnaccreative responds:

.. I think that was a complement.. so thank you? Lol

[Halloween Collab 2016]

i've never even heard of ANY of you. I've never even seen ANY of your work. I don't follow ANY of your friends or their friends. So why the hell is this collab in my feed along with the artists I actually follow?
Is there a way to prevent this from happening ever again? it's annoying. it's the third time this year something like this happened. it's like my user setting don't even matter anymore. Forced advertising?

I rate No Star, not because it's bad. but because I have absolutely no interest in watching any video of any sort. I didn't watch it, I can't rate it so I leave it blank. I'm not gonna vote with the real rating system for that same reason.

Yeah I only came to get that out of my system. unless you're the mastermind behind the force-feed thing.... But I doubt it.

StaticSkull responds:

That's not what a review is for
Speak to @liljim or @tomfulp ^^;

[PokéShots: The Mosquito]

it was fine, then got really loud all of a sudden, then stuff happened that doesn't make much sense in either reality or pokemon world, and then it got really quiet almost as suddenly as before. and then some short high pitched screech happened for half a second, completely destroying my ears. I barely ever touch my sounds setting but you made a miracle happen : i turned it down from 3% to 0%. i'm pretty sure the neighboor across the street are also heavily bleeding from the ears right now. you silenced the whole forest behind my house for a whole minute and that never happened before. it's full of bird and insect and shit like that, and they never stop making 'nature sound'
And then some Zika message that everybody completely forgot about until now (same as Ebola and that one flu virus from before).
this felt like I was watching a really bad infomercial from a fantasy dictatorship about a thing they want the people to do and put a bullshit reason on it. except it's Zika parody pokemon.

Animation was great, design was better than average, sounds were atrocious and harmful and too much of them. Dude, usually at 3% i can barely hear pewdiepie scream his life on youtube, you managed to multiply your sound to a point you literaly bothered my neighboor accross the street (bleeding bit was an exageration, but they really heard it) and you scared approximately a whole mile squared of forest to the point they shut up for about a minute. you forced me to turn down my volume. I haven't touched that shit in YEARS. it was all dusty and stuck under a pile of boxes i use as cat bait so he doesnt walk over my keyboard. YOU REMINDED ME I HAD A SOUND CONTROL BUTTON FOR MY SOUND SYSTEM! but you made me panic, so i completely forgot about the mute button i have on my keyboard. yeah that happened.
Seriously, what the fuck? how do people not die from watching this?
This is actually more of a threat to everybody's life than the Zika and Ebola bullshit.

the watching part was cool. my ears still hurt, but the rest was really cool. (above average anyway. which is pretty darn decent here on newgrounds)

NCH responds:

sound wasn't in my field, strelok was the one who handled the sound mainly, I just did the animation mainly, so I kinda am not in the position to address the unforunate moment you had with sound.

unfortunately strelok dosent have a newgrounds acct here, but the least I can do is redirect him to your critic I guess.

my apologies again.

[Minecraft - Building a House]

first thing first... Yes Minecraft is allowed. there is even a whole section entirely made of minecraft animations. Yes, and a lot of jokes, bad puns, weird builds, troll recipe etc. So no worries.

On to the review!
I'll be frank with you, This feels the same way as the house... unfinished. Unpolished, missing core part.
Graphic and animation wise, this is fine. It's clear to see you lied about when exactly you started learning animation.
'How to make a story' would be a great book for you. Doesn't matter where or how you acquire it, its content will do wonder with your work. Too much is left unanswered, there's nothing to talk about, there's nothing happening, there's no joke, no pun, no punchline... If you were trying for humour, i'm sorry to say you have failed. If you were trying for emotional, you also failed... If you were trying to be relatable, you, unfortunately, failed. Where is the message? What is the goal? Who even are you? Why minecraft? Do you love it? Is this your experience?
And oh god it's slow like my grandma's driving. It goes nowhere at the speed of a snail.
Music choice is.... uninspired. I've seen worse. And at least, you put sound and music in. That's great!

If you look at it stricly for the animation, this is fine. Good, even. There's nothing wrong.
If you look at it as someone looking for entertainement of any kind, this is bad. real bad. Unless you actually like watching nothing happen for no reason.

Here's another analogy... this is a painting. it looks good, but it doesnt do much other than that.
it's a beautiful girl without a brain and a heart.
it's life without life.

Work on you script. with a story of any kind, even if its just a one-liner or a joke about something stupid like a creeper exploding for no reason, it would be a bilion time better. Think about what you want to achieve with your animation. If you are only into it because you like to animate, perdiod, then try to hook up with someone who has a better idea of a story or a sense of humor. Many animator do this, you know. it's not uncommon. Most people have one talent, one passion and can't afford to deal with anything else so they ask others to fill in where they can't.

In case you don't know, 0 and 1 star rating will eventually bring down your submission. But even though this is lacking, it's not bad. all you need to a total rating of 1,5 and higher in order to keep afloat. But even if your submission ends up in the gutter, don't give up. (actuals number differ a bit but you get the idea)

CreeperBoy007 responds:

Thank you very much for all this feedback! I actually didn't expect anyone to write so much on something like this. I really appreciate it! :D
The only thing I don't really understand is what do you exactly mean by - You lied about when exactly you started learning animation.
I don't wanna advertise or anything, But my youtube channel is "Creeperboy Animations" (You can find it by going on my main channel and then from my Featured channels to my Animation channel),
and that is where I post all my animations. My first animation was posted on 17th August, which, I wouldn't really recommend watching since it's very horrible. xD
But again, thank you for all this feedback!

[Failed Robbery (RUS)]

Could you add english subtitle? It would allow a lot more people to understand what's being said.

Does look interesting.

MaoCao responds:

Sorry, maybe later.

[The Parable of the Holy Man]

You need a 'closure' to your short animation. by that I mean 'put a 5 second sound-animation at the end of your video.' it ends too abruptly and even though I know it's over, it feels like 'already?where's the rest?'

RiverJordan responds:

Thank you!

[4 Swords Misadventures 10]

YOU'RE STILL MAKING THOSE!?
That's some dedication. I thought you'd stopped a long time ago.

VicHD responds:

I was on hiatus at times. I was juggling a hobby and a career at the same time and the fans wanted me to continue the show.

[Guts X Saber - A Guide To Shipping]

this isnt a 0-rating, it's a no-rating. because I can't rate this.
Not because it isn't good, but because I have no friggin' idea who is what from where and never heard of anything except Saber.
It feels like a total ripoff of Zone-Tan video. Mostly because it is almost the same thing, but with double the pigtail(twintail) and without slimy tentacle thingy. even the guy sounds exactly like the one in zone-tan video (was that your biggest inspiration?). And because of that I don't know what to think of this.
It's not bad, far from it. Made me chuckle a couple time, I like the animation and even the little theater was nice.
But this ask far too much from a new audience. You don't have any "background" on NG, no post, no journal entry. Only this video here that starts with too big a dream for a nobody. Don't take this personnaly, i've seen many big dreamers out there trying similar thing and they almost all ended up crushed by that dream, those expectations.
Plus, from a youtube channel that does okay with anime facts and list with huge clickbait (moderatly good clickbait, mind you) with no other history... I honestly think this is a big jump.
Who is ona-chan? isn't that just the generic way to call a woman ? 'onna noko' 'onna-chan' 'Onna desu' etc etc.

Are you seriously starting this serie with this? do you plan on pushing through until the end? Can you handle it? Do you think you can make it a monthly thing? Who is Steven Avery and can anyone send you letter like "he" did?
And how would you respond to review such as mine? Don't sugar coat it, I know what I am doing and why.

I sincerly wish you come through, I want you to prove me I am wrong for overthinking it so much. By "you" I mean everyone working on this project.
If you are doing this purely as a hobby, You can ignore everything I said. I still wish you the best of luck.

-potential fan #32

OtakuVs responds:

Just a hobby... I made it after watching Lucky star... Sorry for being nobody?

[Pancakes]

that... was unexpected.

FloppySalad responds:

What do you mean? I figured everyone at breakfast this way?

[superman vs android18]

18 is mostly human actually. she is enhanced. I still dont know why she is called an Android if she is actually a cyborg but... they call 100% synthetic robot "cyborg" so I dunno...

this was great to watch.

hinca responds:

yeah! i wosh toriyama sensei told us exactly which part of her body are mechanical, but anyway, i guess it will allways be a mistery :'(