Sreith's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cock Game]

...and then?

so a chicken costumed guy jumps to a half-assed music... and then? I've seen your names somewhere before i just cant recall where or why. Wait no, now i remember. Sigh, why you came back? why you dont leave NG for good? Why you keep pestering people with half-assed flash.
For once tho, the animation is ok. the music doesnt rip my eardrums apart (about freakin' time you stop doing that.) and the loop does loop without overlapping the previous part.
Oh and the way you put the epileptic syndrome away is a very good thing.

make this a real flash, make this a bit more original, make yourself proud for a change.

You know what? i'm glad this doesnt include a flashing screen, screaming noise and a random penis. you guys evolved, at last! is what i'd like to say to all your future animations, flash, games, etc, too.

btw, why is there only 1 costume and only 4 real chicken? and whats with the animation title?

[Anime fight!]

that's...

... that's so true omg hahaha

[Happy Happy Joy Joy!!!]

you are...

An idiot! lawl just kidding.

Very interesting way to put this song in images. Even after all these years i still think Ren and Stimpy are the Devil' childs. or at least suffering from an overdose of "happy pills". In any case, this is about as terrifying as the original. 4/5 and 8/10.

I hope i get to see your original work soon!

[Generic Protagonist #2]

wtf. yeah wtf!

at first i was reluctant.
then, i decided to watch.
Even tho i didnt know what was going to happen.
Then the video finished.
Only one thing came to mind.

WHAT THE FUCK!!? Hilarious shiz! But only 'cause you put Ringo in this, i give you 9/10! who am i kidding?! 10/10!

drodZILiA responds:

Thanks. :-D

[Spider Bite]

i loled

No, Spider can't lay eggs in humans. About 70% of them (Spider species) carry their eggs with them until they hatch. the rest use HUGE nest FULL of spider webs and it looks similar to a butterfly cocoon.

Now that the scientific part is taken care of, its time for the video review.

With Halloween coming around next month, the idea of using scary themes or urban legend... Bull's eyes! Who doesnt like to be "scared" around this time? And even though this is kinda clichéd, it's the punch line that gets all the attention (and the laughter)
Audio is good, well synch (except one lip movement from the bitten guy right before he start to explain the situation) and clearly audible.
Visual is nothing new, but to each his style. It's not bad, don't worry.
The joke is well thought, i won't lie to you, at first i thought i was going to watch the same video as last year, and the year before and so on. But you surprised me not only with the punch line but also with the overall setup. i'm impressed!

Good work! Keep it coming!

MichaelJ responds:

Thanks for the review! If you turn up the volume a bit you will hear that there are some sighs/gasps, and that lip movement will make more sense. :D

[Worst music video ever!!!]

it has music

not the worst ive seen, in fact, i kinda like it. Sure, could use more work and more scenes but overall this is acceptable. Or rather, above average. especially since its your second flash submission on Newgrounds. I take it it's also your second "serious" project.
Overall quality is good.

The two musics (audio+theme) play at the same time for the whole video. not sure if it was intended. Still add a "fresh" touch to the "meme". Good work.

AoiShinigami responds:

Well, what can i say...
It was intended to be crap, but back when it actually was something "serious" it was rather a "test" rather than an actual flash.
I didn't know what to do with the test animation, so i transformed it into this...

Thanks 4 teh comment :D

Edit: What audio+theme are you talking about? I only had the song in this flash, that's it.

[Maplestory Troll hunting]

i loled

very nice animation. Is this to commemorate the coming of PVP in maplestory? Nexon America made the grand pvp opening yesterday.

I like the last ultimate combo with Astral Finish. Say, can you tell me the font you used for all the text? I see CrEaToR Campo type but the other i dont know them.

CorruptedFlame27 responds:

thanks. yeah one of the fonts was CrEaToR Campo . and the other was bleeding cowboys.

[Duke Nukem Quotes]

meh

Duke nukem quotes... sure the first 3 are. but the rest is garbage
by the way... at least TRY to sound like him or use the actual Duke Nukem voice or something.

You sound like a puffed drunken boar or something. work on it before you spam stuff please.

[How to: Fly]

ah?

so THAT'S how humans can fly without machine or deltaplanes!

lmao. not too great, but not bad at all. you got potential there buddy...
well i say that going by MY standard. not everyone have the same feelings about art or comedy, we all know that. I for one prefer more fluid animation with the most realistic possible graphic without going 3D. but enough about me.

music is good. i ask you, where you find it?
Animation is... OK i guess.
I have been warned about quality, so idc much.
Maybe make a longer, better version with more gags. making the one where he dies the last laugh. dunno if you get what i mean.

I vote 6/10 because of the looping thing. its not bad, but you could put a loader (NG one is good enough) or a play button. i'm not a flash animator so i dont know much about the options but i know it possible.

Good luck on your next move!

Carr77 responds:

Well, I putted a NG preloader at first there.
But something went wrong and the NG preloader kind of... did not do what it was supposed to :(
So my basic ugly preloader is there now xD

The music is from:
http://www.kpm.co.uk/

[Alien Report]

nice

OMG IT'S SUPERMAN!!!

Just kidding. Nice work there (with the whole serie)

Minus 1 point because the alien's pigtail keep growing longer.... or something